Click to enlargeEmbarrassing Medical Exams

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Fun things Ė We receive many humorous cartoons, jokes, trivia and what not weekly. We thought we would share some of them with you. If you have a favorite email them to us and we would put it here for all to share

Ed & Jean

ourhousehawaii@yahoo.com

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#1

During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with One of his medications.

Which one?'. .. . I asked. 'The patch...

The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!'

I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.

Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!

(Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one)

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#2

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled

Into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,

Entered . . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was

Scheduled for immediate surgery.. When she was completely disrobed on the operating

Table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a

Tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,

Which said 'Sorry . . . Had to mow the lawn.'

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#3

Baby's First Doctor Visit

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

he doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied..

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,

But I'm glad I came.

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#4

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

Not more than five minutes later, I heard her

Reporting to the rest of the family that he had

Died of a 'massive internal fart.'

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#4

A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'

My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'

I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.

Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - -

and I was in the wrong one.

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#4

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.

'Yes, they used to be,'. . . Replied the patient.

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